Hiding. ._. Really though, I haven’t gotten any messages from anyone. So….>.>

Well, I love all the folktales really. But if I have to pick it’d be Robin Hood. Just because…well personal reasons really. I’m glad you enjoy my peoples tales of the past, M’Dear.
“Mom, Dad, I’m gay.”
“Ok… so do you want pizza for dinner or just McDonalds?”“Mom….I’m…”
“Gay. Yeah.”
“You knew?”
“I ship you and your best friend.”
“Ship?”
“I ship it.”
“Well…We’re dating. Is it fine?”
“Does he like reading?”
“Yeah. He read all those old books you liked when you were a kid. You know that series about those Greek god kids and wizards and that boy who bakes a lot and that-“
“You have my permission to marry him. Now let’s go to Disneyland.”“Mom, I’m gay.”
“Thank GOD! All those girl you like hanging out with are bitches, your guy friend is much cuter.”
“Dad, I’m gay.”
“Tell your mother I owe her five dollars.”
I-It’s not a problem, Love. Thank you. U-Um…it’s a pleasure really.
((ooc: Just a quick little something for a new friend of mine on Deviant Art. It’s basically just a Drunk!England hiding from France and America, who found a random laptop in America’s bathroom. Oh, this is also all happening at America’s New Year party.))







